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Holocaust denier, map wiper, US Embassy hostage taker, and now the President of Iran, Ahmadinejad... "Ah'm Mad" for short... has now become country mover and Euro advisor. He's decided that Europeans should offer to move the whole darn country of Israel, lox, stock and bagels, to part of Germany and/or Austria.

Jews weren't confined to living in just Israel for the last 3700 years, a place that they governed and was their biblical homeland, deeded to them by none other than G-d. They have lived in all countries of the Middle East. Some were there 2300 years before there was a Muslim to be seen. Future Israelites were homeowners, cartographers, businessmen, bankers, property owners, teachers, doctors, farmers and were an integral part of the societies of the future Arab/Islamic lands.

The recognition of Israel as an independent country by the UN begot another sort of a Holocaust, the expulsion and or murder of entire Jewish families, and theft of all their property in Arab lands. Granted, some left voluntarily, but most were forced or terrorized out.

Below is a chart borrowed from an article by Ada Aharoni showing the population of Jews in Arab countries before the establishment of Israel in 1948 and that population again in1976:

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Iran's population of Jews has nearly disappeared, from 100,000 in 1948 to 11,000 in 2003. Jewish history in Iran goes back to the 6th century BCE, over 1,000 years before the birth of Islam, where they flourished along side the population, until the Arab Muslims invaded in 642 C.E. That's when the persecution of the Hebrews by Muslims in then Persia, now Iran, began.

So here's the deal, Ah'm-Mad, you and your Muslim brethren pay the Jews for the lost lives, destroyed families, stolen houses, businesses, and farms, and the Israelis will promise not to destroy you entirely if you try to create nukes to "…wipe them off the map."

If not, all bets are off.

Stating your objective to destroy Israel, while creating the weapons to do it is not a life enhancing strategy. Therefore, Ah'm-Mad, you may want to move to a place more in common with your ideology, with much less of a Jewish history or threat, France.

[President of France] Chirac will let you take over. You won't even have to bribe him.

All you have to do is burn a few Renaults.

Submitted by By Dave Weinbaum  
Dec. 16, 2005  
Graphics by Masada2000.org